Wednesday, August 27, 2008

You know you're an Aikido addict when...

- You and your friends think a group hug involves flipping out of it.

- You choose your job based on if it interferes with your training time

- You wear your dogi to work.

- You hear someone say broken and you think they said bokken.

- There are nearly 100 portraits of O-Sensei in your bedroom

- Every morning before breakfast you repeat basic moves

- You reply to controversy with "Oh yeah, Grab my wrist!!!"

- See a big hall and make decide forward rolls would get you through it quicker.

- You don't just open a door -- you extend into it from your center

- The Aikido dreams start.

- You find yourself with an irresistible urge to bow every time you enter or exit a room.

- The smell of rancid sweat has become oddly unnoticeable to you.

-  You immediately stop what you're doing whenever you hear someone clap their hands

- You no longer grip anything with your index fingers

- You meet an attractive person and your first thought is "Wouldn't they look nice taking ukemi?"

- When you see a straight wooden stick, such as a broken broom handle, you automatically refer to it as a jo.

- You blurt out "Osu!" when you're asked to do something at home, or at work.

-You find yourself "blending with and redirecting" your cat when it tries to jump onto your lap uninvited

- You wonder how you would flip someone in an elevator.

Adapted from a thread on http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/


4 comments:

sophie said...

doing basic moves after breakfast is a great idea - I hadn't thought of that :)

Admin said...

Ha

just wait until you start waking up in the morning sitting in seiza on your bed!

Matty said...

I've started bowing off in the evening when I leave the office.

Anonymous said...

When you're at a business meeting and someone who came to shake your hand is in a heap in the corner

Also, you know you've been dealing with Japanese culture too long when you bow when you're talking on the telephone